• Tito’s Vodka is the devil’s juice.†
• I have embraced my roundness.
• We need to start a company called Pull the Stick Out of Your A**, Inc.
• That must be the club with the hot black chicks dancing in the window.
• Who’s more internet famous? Me or Andy?
• Oh my God! Thank you! You made my day! You have no idea! (After receiving a cupcake from a stranger.)
• You couldn’t get in either?
• Ha ha! I found the source of your bacon-flavored lollipops. I don’t have to attend your panel to get one. What now B*TCH?!
• I thought you said Smokler was the sh*t.◊
• That sh*t was embalming fluid.
• I felt kind of bad not going to the Africa 2.0 panel since dude came out and specifically asked all the black people to watch it.
• I’m gonna go make out now.
• I’m drinking Tito’s with lime. Pray for me.†
• It’s the tech Freaknik.
• O Canada! We stand on guard for thee!
• We know how to get homoerotic.
• $1 shots of Patrón? I’ve got $10 in my pocket. Let’s get f*cked up!
• I swear by tequila.
• [High profile attendee who shall remain nameless] is f*cking right now.‡
• Find it. We will leave you.
• That dude that did the Africa 2.0 panel. I just want to suck on his bottom lip.
• Twitter that.
• Pete Cashmore is SxSW’s version of Justin Timberlake.
• There are three categories here: There’s ‘He’s cute.’ There’s ‘I’d make out with him.’ And there’s ‘I want to have his babies.’
• Person A: “See it was the Tito’s. I drank four shots of tequila last night and…” Person B: “You’re up and at ‘em.” Person A: “Exactly!”
• I found a guy I want to make out with.
• I gotta pee. […10 minutes and a few blocks later…] I need a bush.
• Oh my God. Their menu is in Comic Sans.
• I want Pete Cashmore to be my baby daddy. And you can tell him I said so.†
• 30 people singing ‘O Canada’ and only two were Canadian. And 80% black.
• BIZZLE!

†Denotes something that was Twittered. ‡Denotes pure speculation. ◊Smokler is and will forever be The Sh*t.