Ten things I learned in L.A.

1. Jason is the host with the most and makes a fabulous breakfast.
2. Veggie sausages are kind of yummy.
3. Melle, Anna, and Mo give the best hugs EVAR.
4. Sea urchin gonads do not taste good. (And when Jason says “You are not ready for uni,” believe him.)
5. Tequila Corazon is my new drank.
6. Medieval chastity belts were some straight-up torture devices for all parties involved.
7. I kind of like Disneyland … and sequined mouse ears with sparkly red bows. But shh, don’t tell anyone.
8. I gots mad skillz with a plastic laser gun. Jason, however, does not.
9. Before Buffy, people bought vampire kits.
10. There is such a thing as an un-Twitterable Twitter-perfect moment.