Ten things I learned in L.A.
- Jason is the host with the most and makes a fabulous breakfast.
- Veggie sausages are kind of yummy.
- Melle, Anna, and Mo give the best hugs EVAR.
- Sea urchin gonads do not taste good. (And when Jason says “You are not ready for uni,” believe him.)
- Tequila Corazon is my new drank.
- Medieval chastity belts were some straight-up torture devices for all parties involved.
- I kind of like Disneyland … and sequined mouse ears with sparkly red bows. But shh, don’t tell anyone.
- I gots mad skillz with a plastic laser gun. Jason, however, does not.
- Before Buffy, people bought vampire kits.
- There is such a thing as an un-Twitterable Twitter-perfect moment.
I’m filing protest on #8. The fix was in!
See, this is why you need to hit a pistol range with me.
Awww, Tiffany. I can’t wait until you come back again. You are the bomb.
*sniff* thanks Mo. I see a lot of cross-country flights in my future.
‘scuse me! You got the L.A. hookup covered!
#10 – priceless!