Stuff said during South by Southwest without context
Stuff seen and heard during South by Southwest and removed from its context. Probably misquoted as often as not. No names attached. Please keep it that way.
- Tito’s Vodka is the devil’s juice.†
- I have embraced my roundness.
- We need to start a company called Pull the Stick Out of Your A**, Inc.
- That must be the club with the hot black chicks dancing in the window.
- Who’s more internet famous? Me or Andy?
- Oh my God! Thank you! You made my day! You have no idea! (After receiving a cupcake from a stranger.)
- You couldn’t get in either?
- Ha ha! I found the source of your bacon-flavored lollipops. I don’t have to attend your panel to get one. What now B*TCH?!
- I thought you said Smokler was the sh*t.◊
- That sh*t was embalming fluid.
- I felt kind of bad not going to the Africa 2.0 panel since dude came out and specifically asked all the black people to watch it.
- I’m gonna go make out now.
- I’m drinking Tito’s with lime. Pray for me.†
- It’s the tech Freaknik.
- O Canada! We stand on guard for thee!
- We know how to get homoerotic.
- $1 shots of Patrón? I’ve got $10 in my pocket. Let’s get f*cked up!
- I swear by tequila.
- [High profile attendee who shall remain nameless] is f*cking right now.‡
- Find it. We will leave you.
- That dude that did the Africa 2.0 panel. I just want to suck on his bottom lip.
- Twitter that.
- Pete Cashmore is SxSW’s version of Justin Timberlake.
- There are three categories here: There’s ‘He’s cute.’ There’s ‘I’d make out with him.’ And there’s ‘I want to have his babies.’
- Person A: “See it was the Tito’s. I drank four shots of tequila last night and…” Person B: “You’re up and at ‘em.” Person A: “Exactly!”
- I found a guy I want to make out with.
- I gotta pee. […10 minutes and a few blocks later…] I need a bush.
- Oh my God. Their menu is in Comic Sans.
- I want Pete Cashmore to be my baby daddy. And you can tell him I said so.†
- 30 people singing ‘O Canada’ and only two were Canadian. And 80% black.
- BIZZLE!
†Denotes something that was Twittered. ‡Denotes pure speculation. ◊Smokler is and will forever be The Sh*t.
lol - thanks for putting in my quote. now I am internet famous!
Shhh… no names girl… no names!
This only furthers my resolve that I *will* go to SXSW next year!
ummm…. yeah.
no names because you and i will be in trabaw. hee hee.
(good trouble though.)
“twitter that” is also an extra funny phrase for some reason.
Also, I need to hang out more with [high profile attendee]. We could be the odd couple 2.0.
“Twitter that” is funny because we all said it like 5011 times and promptly started typing on our phones and keypads.
although i wasnt there..these are hilarious!!!
Next year I’ll come prepared for that restaurant with some “Ban Comic Sans” stickers.
@Jackson: What’s even funnier is that we managed to ID 5 of the 6 fonts on menu (or 4 of the 5 … either way it’s at least 3 fonts too many).