Craigslist round-up

I like checking out the personals ads on Craigslist for sh*ts and giggles — although in light of recent events, I may start looking for real. They’re a just treasure trove of funny stuff. Below are some of my favorites (admittedly not all funny in a LOL sort of way).

• I was itching, and you offered relief! Make your own jokes.
• Here it is - 54 Dude, don’t share all your flaws.
• Slim Closet Crossdresser Seeks Domina to Enforce Feminization - 33
• Handsome Mature Male Seeks Beautiful Young Woman - 48 I wonder if I lie and say I’m 23 will he take me to Paris. I can pass for 23.
• SBM LOOKIN FOR A SEXY SBF - 25 Thoroughly shallow. And yet refreshingly honest.
• ENJOY a male MAID for FREE? (sunday) - 30 Is this valid for any Sunday? And how fine are you? Will you do any of this housework naked in a pair of work boots?
• do you look good- are you normal - 30 He’ll settle for not normal as long as you’re honest.
• Married and bored seeks same - 35 From the ad — no bullsh*tting: I got online looking for a married woman in the same situation. I was surprised at the liars and game players. Don’t you hate being misled?