Uh-huh and Unh-unh …

True Or False … changed to Yeah or Naw … changed again to Uh-huh and Unh-unh.

Jacked from Tim who jacked it from Anna.

Feel free to not answer any question you feel uncomfortable with.

• I am shorter than 5’5“: Unh-unh. Last time I was measured, I was 5’ 6½“ — and I was slumping.
• I have many scars: Unh-unh. Unless four counts as ‘many.’ I have one on my right wrist (roller skating accident at age 6), two on one knee and one on the other.
• I tan easily: Uh-huh.
• I wish my hair was a different color: Unh-unh.
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: Unh-unh.
• I’ve had braces: Unh-unh. But I will need some soon. Damn TMJ.
• I wear glasses or contacts: Uh-huh. Glasses.
• I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger: Uh-huh. Not in awhile though. Should I be upset about that?
• I have freckles: Uh-huh. Not many, and you kind of have to get all in my face to see them, but I do have them.
• I’ve fallen asleep at work or school: Uh-huh. Once upon a time I had an office with a futon and a door.
• I failed more than 1 class: Uh-huh. 7th grade English and math. Depression is a b*tch.
• I’ve been fired: Unh-unh. Not yet, anyway.
• Disney movies still make me cry: Uh-huh. One word: Mufasa.
• I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried: Uh-huh.
• I’ve glued my hand to something: Uh-huh. To itself, actually. I was a crafty child and used a lot of Krazy Glue and well … my fingers got stuck together a time or two or ten. (Nailpolish remover is an effin lifesaver).
• I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: Unh-unh.
• I’ve had my pants rip/drop in public: Uh-huh. Was climbing into a co-workers Montero. Split the seam from the crotch to the waist. Even better: I was wearing a thong that day.
• I’ve had my tonsils removed: Unh-unh.
• I’ve sat in a doctors office with a Friend : Unh-unh. But I would.
• I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed: Uh-huh.
• I had a serious surgery: Unh-unh. Had a minor one though.
• I’ve had chicken pox: Unh-unh. Got the vaccine.
• I’ve gotten lost in my city: Uh-huh. I’m new to this part of metro Atlanta.
• I’ve seen a shooting star: Uh-huh. At least I think it was.
• I’ve wished on a shooting star: Unh-unh. I wasn’t sure what I saw until after it had already fizzled and dropped.
• I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas: Uh-huh. It was my fashion statement at 12. They were pink and black striped satin.
• I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Uh-huh. With a co-worker who worked on the top floor in it. And we were in the basement.
• I’ve been to a casino: Uh-huh. To the Harrah’s in New Orleans.
• I’ve been skydiving: Unh-unh. And I think I’m too chicken-sh*t to try.
• I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: Unh-unh. That’s just asking to be doubled-over with gas. A quart, yes. I blame the chocolate syrup.
• I’ve been in a car crash: Uh-huh. Two to be exact. In one I was the passenger. The other I caused. Both minor.
• I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue: Unh-unh. I was too damn scared of acid rain and snow to do that.
• I’ve sat on a roof top at night: Unh-unh. But I’ve watched raccoons do it.
• I’ve played chicken: Unh-unh. I’m a wuss.
• I’ve played a prank on someone: Unh-unh. Unless wearing a fake engagement ring to a family gathering with my boyfriend counts.
• I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: Uh-huh. *Doing the Time Warp and waiting for the Creature of the Night to thrill me, chill me and fulfill me right now.*
• I’ve eaten Sushi: Uh-huh. Yami Yami has the bomb smoked eel.
• I’ve been snowboarding: Unh-unh. Been skiing though.
• I’ve had a crush on a teacher: Unh-unh. I had ugly teachers.
• I’ve hugged a stranger: Unh-unh. People I barely knew, yes. But not strangers.
• I own over 5 rap CDs: Uh-huh. I am African-American shawty. Kind of goes with the territory.
• I own multiple designer pants and shirts, costing over $100 piece: Unh-unh. More like “I own multiple Old Navy and Targét pants and shirts, none costing over $39.95).
• I own something from Hot Topic: Unh-unh. I’m not punk enough.
• I own something from Pac Sun: Unh-unh. I think I’m too chunky for that.
• I own something from The Gap: Uh-huh.
• I own something from Abercrombie: Unh-unh. Abercrombie is cut for skinny b*tches with no hips.
• I can sing well: Unh-unh. Actually, that’s “hell-to-the-naw,” Whitney-style.
• I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant: Unh-unh. What the hell I’ma do with one of those?
• I open up to others easily: Unh-unh. Unless I’m drunk.
• I watch the news: Uh-huh.
• I don’t kill bugs: Unh-unh. I make Sweetie handle that.
• I sing in the shower: Unh-unh. Usually too sleepy for that.
• I am a morning person: Unh-unh. I’m an 2:45 p.m. person.
• I am a sports fanatic: Unh-unh. I used to be though.
• I twirl my hair: Unh-unh. I will twist it on occasion though.
• I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day: Unh-unh. Though I think I copied 20 or so when I first got my iPod.
• I bake well: Unh-unh. But I can cook my ass off. I am also capable of following a recipe.
• My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue: Unh-unh. Well maybe if you mix red and blue together (that’d be purple for the slow folks).
• I sometimes wear pajamas to school: Unh-unh. Did once. But I am no longer in school, and own one pair of PJs.
• I like Martha Stewart: Unh-unh. But sometimes I watch anyway.
• I know how to shoot a gun: Uh-huh. Shot a 9mm Glock once at a pistol range. I don’t shoot well, but that wasn’t the question, how was it?
• I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS: Uh-huh. But not on purpose.
• I laugh at my own jokes: Uh-huh. Not everyone else does though.
• I am really ticklish: Uh-huh.
• I love chocolate: Unh-unh. I like it though.
• I bite my nails: Unh-unh. Not anymore.
• I play video games: Unh-unh. Unless Bejeweled counts.
• I’m good at remembering faces: Unh-unh. Especially when there’s alcohol involved. I apologize to anyone I met at last year’s SXSW because I probably won’t remember you this year.
• I’m good at remembering names: Unh-unh. See above.
• I’m good at remembering dates: Uh-huh. Just not on the date.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life: Uh-huh. I have some possibilities. But haven’t honed-in on anything.
• My answers are totally honest: Uh-huh.