Bad papal jokes for your laughing pleasure

Some horrible pope jokes and puns from IM conversations with friends. Guaranteed to offend. Definitely not meant to be mean-spirited, although some may seem that way.

• “I got that Pope Pius X throwback….he was the first Muslim Pope”
• “Pope John Baby Paul XVI”
• “Stompin’ in my Air Pope 1s”
• “Hate it or love it Pope Bennys on top…he’ll be Pope homie until his heart stops…”
• “still pontiff-icating with the pope jokes”
• “Pope Benny got a big ole butt….Oh Yeah”
• “he got a pope cup … with pope juice”
• “email the Pope – benedictxvi@vatican.va (holla atcha boy)”
• “There’s a pope in this house… There’s a pope in this house…If you see him point him out …”
• “all in the vatican spittin’ game in my Pope T”
• “tha v-cizzle”
• you down with p-o-p-e, yeah you know me
• “It’s time for the Pope-ulator”

And if Cardinal Arinze had been elected the first black pope in about 1500 years.*

• “a black Pope would be on the corner slanging blessin’s”
• “pope saying prayers with a toothpick in his mouth”
• “have a 4 finger ring that says POPE”
• “wearing a Fubu Robe…Pope mobile with 24 inch spinners..
• “have folks doing the pope walk”
• “start collecting church funds via spam e-mails”

* Those popes were African, which as the folks at St. Victor Church point out could mean he was black African, a Roman transplant, or of mixed race. (And why does dude in the pic look like he’s Pope pimpin’?)